Stuff I like (all)
- WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
yaaaaas santa you look so good santa
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus...
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you...